WinTang's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sock Episode 2: Ptikobj]

Loved it.

That was great, especially the last scene ("A small victory on my part"). Truly great scenarios, and the mouth gag worked extremely well.

[ADITMK: Goomba]

Not bad...

It's a tried-and-not-often-true area, the Mario sprite flash, but you did a good job for a first, it's obvious you put a lot of work into it.
Liked the randomness, e.g. the Homer samples, and the plot was decent. It moves a bit too slow, though. The faster these flashes go, the funnier they are. If you improve that, and normalize the sounds so they don't distort so much, you're well underway to becoming a widely respected author (you'll eventually have to drop the sprite animation though, or get REALLY original with it).
Keep it up, 3/5

Striker-002 responds:

I will be continuing with sprites for the time being but I will hopefully use voice instead of text in my next flash. Also I will send you a message looking for more information about the sound distortion. Thanks for the review.

[The Child That Smelt Odd]

Great stuff!

It's not often I come across a Flash that so resembles a TV sketch. It's very Monty Python-like, in its society-related absurdity.
Great use of timing - it makes the characters very vivid because it ignites the feeling that there are real actors at work.
I noticed lots of people dislike it for the slow pace, but I think that's what makes it golden, along with the dry humor ("A rather slow program about pastry will follow").
And I was really laughing out loud (dodged an annoying acronym there!) at
"I would like to express my disgust with you"
"That sounds agreeable"

I really dig the Salad Fingers stuff, but this is way better, much more structured, which makes the surrealism much more powerful. Excellent piece that I will watch again many times.

[super marrio parodies]

Full score.

Absolutely loved this.

[Strandad]

So-so

I've always liked clay stuff, so that helps. The nav bar is pretty too.
However - day 1 was totally ripped from the 'Professor Chaos' episode from South park.
Experiment with different voices. And make it run at a faster pace, because then the anticlimaxes get less predictable.

ClayWay responds:

my mom doesn't let me watch south park how am i supposed to know?

[LL- Eh?]

I smell double standards.

It's odd that you require people to not write retarded reviews, while in all fairness, you made a retarded movie.
Sure, you can argue that there isn't meant to be a point, disguising it as your "artistic choice", but I think it's just laziness. You've got nice animation skills and I suspect a nice sense of humor as well, so why don't you try and amount to something with your movies? This is just going on the pile with other mediocre stuff without replay value.

Galloglasses responds:

You have a point. But it's not pointless because of my artistic choice, I just drank too much coffee and made something for the hell of it.

[WTFUSUCK03]

Hit and miss

I say, keep exploring that thin line between funnily and stupidly random. Work on sound as well or make subtitles. Animation is shitty, but well-timed, so it can actually work for you.

Jokes that worked excellently IMO:
- "Hi" *audience laughs uproariously*
- "Yep, you must be gay"
- Ask a question and die
- A plus plus plus
- Mom, could you tell the dog to shu...

[CC-cake and beer]

Hahaha

No, you didn't spell "Spanish" wrong, you spelled "si" and "ándale" wrong.
IMO, CC movies are only funny when there's a lot of time put into them - because they still look crappy and rushed, so that contrast is funny.
But this is just an easy new submission and I don't think that kind of laziness should be rewarded with protection.
But it has. Congratulations.

peanutbutterclawk responds:

oh tomatoes, tomottos.

[Daily2oon SE: gost]

asdfgreogh or something

You need to get laid kid.

[CC - Where'd It Go?]

Say...

Can you explain to me why I remember seeing this exact flash several months ago?