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[Adolf N' Woodrow 01]

Nou.

Het zal wel weer ergens goed voor zijn. Alleen jammer dat je niet de kloten had om er wat relevantere muziek bij te zoeken.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

"Well, it must be good for something, too bad you haven't got the balls to get some relevant music"

I don't speak Dutch.

As for the music, pfft.

[A Short Film about Lying]

That was awesome.

The only thing I would change is the title because it
a) anticipates on the interpretation
b) delivers you a lot of interchangeable reviews ("where was the lying?" which is of course bullcrap)

Excellent authentic graphics, great use of music, I loved the sparsity of text. Great job.

wh347 responds:

I like the idea of someone watching this and anticipating some sort of lie to occur. Also, I can't believe people are actually having issues with the title. I wish I had named it something more random. Thank you very much for the review!

[Your Inner Blackberry]

One word:

SUBTITLES

TremcladClock responds:

Maybe if you had actually made a movie in the past, you'd understand why I didn't go through a 15 minute speech and inject subtitles, it only took me about 5 minutes to make this movie without subtitles, and it would have taken about 20 with subtitles.

[Fork 'n' Bobby: Ep2]

Fucking insane.

Nice work there. Some of those were refreshingly random, such as the dialogue between two undefined objects where one jumps into another and gets mashed :)
Add subtitles because I couldn't hear a fucking word. Hope this gets through and see ya.

ShitlordCentral responds:

Glad you liked it, more'll be coming =)

We'll think of adding subtitles as well.

[Smoking Will Kill]

Good!

And I'm a smoker. I'm very glad you made it this abstract, so it's not belittling or moralizing.

fosterjrt responds:

Wow! Getting praise from a smoker! Thanks!!! (Give Up Soon :P)

[Wheat Germ Pizza]

I think it's nice.

But please add subtitles. Sound quality is not that good (which would be logical if it's a taped phone conversation) and I can't hear half of it.

1Dizmal1 responds:

Will do! I Promise! ;o ;o

[The LOLing Policeman]

You killed that song.

The song is funnier without this. You didn't even credit the song or whoever made that background. Go hang your lazy head in shame.

PintClock responds:

I'm actually offended.

It says 'Charles Penrose' in the movie description. As for the background, it's a stock photo that I traced.

Seems someone stole your laughter =(

[Return of dark Lord]

Dude

I'm sorry but this is too lame. One badly drawn character kills another, mumbling some nearly inaudible nonsense. You may call this "fast-flash", I call it "wasting a bit of time on creating bullshit". BLAM, if that wasn't obvious already.

Cilmeron responds:

come on.. I've seen worse ;D

[Super Mario Problem]

I'm angry!

Just when I thought finally someone submitted a nice sprite animation, you rushed to the end! Why didn't you take the time to finish the story in one flash? I gave this a 0 because it is annoying as hell to have to click five different files to view a whole movie, but I don't think you'll be blammed. Please, make it so that the sequel you were talking about in a response will be the full sequel, or better yet - make your next submission the whole movie and delete this again.
Otherwise, good job. I gotta go chug a bottle of valium now because of you, damn it.
*wanders off still mumbling curses*

In-Style-Always responds:

thats not me. i don't finish it all in one flash.

[AYFFVIIABTU]

Meh

Weak, predictable parody. And Capitalizing Each Word In A Sentence Tends To Get Highly Annoying Very Fast.

ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS responds:

I Apologise GREATLY If I Have Offended Thee, Oh Mighty Master Of Technically Accurate Grammar.