WinTang's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LOLK YOU SUCK]

I don't believe anything happens...

...or was that the point? If so, lame.

[Your Inner Blackberry]

One word:

SUBTITLES

TremcladClock responds:

Maybe if you had actually made a movie in the past, you'd understand why I didn't go through a 15 minute speech and inject subtitles, it only took me about 5 minutes to make this movie without subtitles, and it would have taken about 20 with subtitles.

[Fork 'n' Bobby: Ep2]

Fucking insane.

Nice work there. Some of those were refreshingly random, such as the dialogue between two undefined objects where one jumps into another and gets mashed :)
Add subtitles because I couldn't hear a fucking word. Hope this gets through and see ya.

ShitlordCentral responds:

Glad you liked it, more'll be coming =)

We'll think of adding subtitles as well.

[Fitter, happier]

Thumbs up 'n respect

This had to be done, of course. But I'm glad it was done this well. I love Radiohead and I'm a bit ambivalent towards the Clock Crew, but this was more than worth the watch and will go into my favorites.

[Smoking Will Kill]

Good!

And I'm a smoker. I'm very glad you made it this abstract, so it's not belittling or moralizing.

fosterjrt responds:

Wow! Getting praise from a smoker! Thanks!!! (Give Up Soon :P)

[Wheat Germ Pizza]

I think it's nice.

But please add subtitles. Sound quality is not that good (which would be logical if it's a taped phone conversation) and I can't hear half of it.

1Dizmal1 responds:

Will do! I Promise! ;o ;o

[The LOLing Policeman]

You killed that song.

The song is funnier without this. You didn't even credit the song or whoever made that background. Go hang your lazy head in shame.

PintClock responds:

I'm actually offended.

It says 'Charles Penrose' in the movie description. As for the background, it's a stock photo that I traced.

Seems someone stole your laughter =(

[Return of dark Lord]

Dude

I'm sorry but this is too lame. One badly drawn character kills another, mumbling some nearly inaudible nonsense. You may call this "fast-flash", I call it "wasting a bit of time on creating bullshit". BLAM, if that wasn't obvious already.

Cilmeron responds:

come on.. I've seen worse ;D

[Super Mario Problem]

I'm angry!

Just when I thought finally someone submitted a nice sprite animation, you rushed to the end! Why didn't you take the time to finish the story in one flash? I gave this a 0 because it is annoying as hell to have to click five different files to view a whole movie, but I don't think you'll be blammed. Please, make it so that the sequel you were talking about in a response will be the full sequel, or better yet - make your next submission the whole movie and delete this again.
Otherwise, good job. I gotta go chug a bottle of valium now because of you, damn it.
*wanders off still mumbling curses*

In-Style-Always responds:

thats not me. i don't finish it all in one flash.

[The Little Girl]

Wonderful!

Possibly the best flash I've ever seen. Stunning. The narrator was absolutely great and fit in perfectly with the eerie atmosphere. Some very intelligent artistic choices, like the mum and dad being silhouettes, whether or not to use colour, the style of writing etc were made, showing that you have a lot of imagination and can lift the Flash-medium above itself.
I'm a fan of Tim Burton and this came very close to his level.